Are Americans Happy?
Edith Wharton
Since the pursuit of happiness is one of the United States’ great inalienable rights, you’d expect Americans to be pretty happy. And most are.
The Evidence
- Whenever pollsters ask, roughly one third of Americans will agree that they’re ‘very happy,’ almost 60% allow to being ‘pretty happy’ and a mere tenth sniff that they’re ‘not so happy.’
- Digging deeper, rich Americans are happier than poor, but only slightly. People with more education are a little happier too. And whites are decisively happier than blacks.
- But hold the presses! According to something called the World Database of Happiness, the U.S. is only the twelfth happiest country, neck and neck with El Salvador. This massive comparison of happiness surveys across 68 nations reveals a shocker: the Swiss are the world’s happiest campers. Maybe it’s the stunning mountains and lakes, trains that run on time, non-existent litter, political neutrality and excellent chocolate.
- Who else is out-happying America? Clean-living, affluent, egalitarian Scandinavia grabs four smiley-face places. Canadians are just glad they’re not Yanks, Brits or French. The Dutch ride around on bicycles and get to smoke pot. Aussies are the ‘no worries, mate’ people. Ireland has lots of pubs. Conflict-battered Nicaraguans and El Salvadorians have reached manana. Iceland and Ghana, who knows?
The Blame Game
Why has happiness in America been stagnant for decades? Go back to the statistics and you’ll find one group of Americans who’s former good mood has been gradually deflating for the past thirty years. Back in the seventies, freshly ‘liberated’ American women reckoned their lives were as good as men’s. Fast-forward to the mid-nineties and Americans say women have a worse deal, three to one. Keep house, drive the kids to soccer practice and hold down a job? Pass the Valium, honey.















